[sayhellotokingmess]
-1
HELLO YOUR MAJESTY.
[+]
WHO RAISED
THE FLAG?
HOW DARE THEY!
[0]
I RETURNED
FROM BATTLE
BECAUSE I
THOUGHT MY
CASTLE WAS
UNDER SEIGE.
[+]
WELL YOUR
MAJESTY, I
PROMISED YOUR
DAUGHTER THAT 
I WOULD TRY TO
BRING YOU HOME.
[+]
WELL, I SHALL
FORGIVE YOU,
THIS TIME.
ESPECIALLY AS
MY GUARD WAS
SCARED OFF BY
SOME EVIL
PINK MONSTER.
[q]

[givecrownandknightmess]
-1
YOUR MAJESTY,
I HAVE FOUND
YOUR CROWN.
[+]
OH WHAT A
LOYAL SUBJECT
YOU ARE DIZZY.
[0]
I AM SO
GRATEFUL
[0]
WITHOUT MY
CROWN I
COULD NOT 
GOVERN MY
KINGDOM.
[+]
NO PROBLEM!
[+]
AND MODEST TOO!
EVEN MY
DAUGHTER SINGS
YOUR PRAISES.
[+]
WELL, I DID PUT A
SMILE ON HER FACE.
[+]
YES,
THAT JOKEBOOK
WAS REALLY
FUNNY, EVEN
I HAD A
CHUCKLE AT
SOME OF THEM.
[+]
THANK YOU SIRE.
[+]
AS SAVIOUR OF
MY KINGDOM AND
THE ONLY ONE
TO FIND FAVOUR
WITH MY
DAUGHTER, I
WOULD LIKE TO
OFFER YOU HER
HAND IN
MARRIAGE.
[+]
BUT SIRE,
I AM IN LOVE WITH
ANOTHER.
[0]
I AM ON A
QUEST TO
RESCUE MY TRUE
LOVE DAISY, WHO
HAS BEEN
CAPTURED BY THE
EVIL WIZARD
ZAKS.
[+]
THEN TO REWARD
YOUR BRAVE
DEEDS, I WOULD
LIKE TO
KNIGHT YOU.
[0]
ARISE SIR DIZZY,
THE ADVENTURER!
[+]
THANK YOU
YOUR MAJESTY.
[s]

[madeprincesshappymess]
-1
HELLO AGAIN
YOUR MAJESTY.
[+]
ARE YOU THE
FAMOUS DIZZY?
[+]
YES,
YOUR MAJESTY.
[+]
MY DAUGHTER
SPEAKS HIGHLY
OF YOU.
SHE SAYS THAT
YOU KEPT HER
SAFE AND
CHEERFUL WHILE
I WAS AWAY.
[+]
WELL I ONLY
GAVE HER
A JOKEBOOK.
[+]
AH! BUT
IT'S THE
WAY YOU
GAVE IT!
[q]

[helloprincemess]
-1
HELLO
YOUR MAJESTY.
[+]
HAVE YOU
FOUND YOUR
TRUE LOVE YET,
SIR DIZZY?
[+]
NOT YET SIRE,
BUT I SHALL
NOT GIVE UP.
[q]